Down on the farm august 20th
The turkeys are now settled up in the pig shed, with a short walk out to pasture in the morning and back at night. It’s a routine which the average cow would pick up after a few days but from now till December the turkeys will continue to be amazed by the novelty of the experience. We finally managed to get count of them all settled on their perches just before dark and it’s a good tally with the number we started with take away sales and deaths.
Unlike the airlines, we can’t really overbook with turkey sales and hope a few customers don’t turn up on Christmas Eve – so we keep a margin of 20 for foxes, badgers and other mishaps, and another 20 for the Christmas menu.
Luckily, the management has just acquired an i-phone with the Gobble™ app – designed specifically for turkey producers, this can take a photo of a turkey flock out at pasture, count the numbers and estimate the oven ready weight. Gobble Plus calculates the gross margin using real time data from the wheat futures market between now and Christmas.
I had thought that the phone was simply a designer accessory but now realize that it will simplify all sorts of farm jobs. With the ingenious Go to work on an egg™ app, eggs are rolled down a chute over the i-phone which twists one way or the other for large and medium and flips sideways for extra large, throwing them neatly into the box.
Once we have the electronic tags in the sheep and cattle the I-phone will not only keep track of them but Ready or not?™ will text photos of them down to the butchery so Robert can draw out the fat lambs without having to change out of his whites. And of course with the new Where on earth?™ app the phone can not only find itself when it’s lost but can also track five other items including the car keys, the stapler and Jamie.
Meanwhile the wheat and spelt crops are still a couple of weeks away from the combine so plenty to go wrong yet – but looking forward to a test bake. Plans are moving ahead for the community bakery and mill, and if we can produce even a small part of the flour from the farm then we should be able to source the bulk of it from sunnier climes like East Lothian.
What looked like a mysterious crop circle in the spelt was not in fact a message from another planet but from a bunch of Tamworths who had nipped through the electric fence. We’ve moved the dry sows up to the woods where they can’t do much harm, and today we’ll move the three sows and thirty piglets out to the field.
This means readjusting the nose height of the electric fence – too low and they bury the bottom wire with earth so it shorts out, too high and they limbo under and take the shock on their back which doesn’t hurt as much. If only they were as smart as turkeys.